Kitchen Inspection, the Sequel

"When you want a job done right, ......"

Impatience

We've done all the shopping, now we're ready for our cooking lesson. So, what's taking so long?

Faux Friend

A fake friend is sometimes more cooperative and patient

than a real friend.

A fake friend doesn't bite back.

A fake friend doesn't try to steal your food.

On the other hand, sometimes a fake friend can be kinda boring.

But when you need love, a real friend is always there.

Kitchen Inspection

"Failing grade here -- there are suspicious hairs in the microwave,

and a revolting lack of imagination in the culinary department!!!"

Discriminating Taste

"There's never anything good to eat around here!!"

Copy Cat

Hee-hee, the door of opportunity knocks -- eveyone knows, there can never be enough of ME!

Analog Annie

I'm like SO bored! There is like SO not anything on this t.v. without the converter box!

True Love?

Exactly how many legs CAN one cat have? This accounts for the sound of buffalo herd whilst running down the hall.